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howdohaiku: that sounds way too hard (you were probably) (Default)
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  • you were probably
Comment: hoping these would be haiku
Description: that sounds way too hard
howdohaiku: LESTER WHY ARE YOU SO LAME we're never going to get kissed like this (pretty. face. yours? apollo i am?)
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  • pretty. face. yours? apollo i am?
Comment: oh no i forgot how to flirt
Description: LESTER WHY ARE YOU SO LAME we're never going to get kissed like this
howdohaiku: like fame, looks, talent, and power... such a proud 16 yo dad (my kids are just the best)
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  • my kids are just the best
Comment: they know what's up and what matters
Description: like fame, looks, talent, and power... such a proud 16 yo dad
howdohaiku: BUT I'LL REMEMBER (oh i am SO going to smite you)
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  • oh i am SO going to smite you
Comment: in thirty years when i'm a god again and you don't even remember this
Description: BUT I'LL REMEMBER
howdohaiku: and then spitting it all over me. yes. love it. (ah yes. meg. so very charming.)
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  • ah yes. meg. so very charming.
Comment: stuffing food in your face and smearing it everywhere
Description: and then spitting it all over me. yes. love it.
howdohaiku: i've never been turned into a mortal before!!!!! not even twice!!!!! (zeus you are the best dad)
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  • zeus you are the best dad
Comment: thinking up the best punishments like this is so original
Description: i've never been turned into a mortal before!!!!! not even twice!!!!!
howdohaiku: hope he doesn't need anything KINKY or anything... i'd hate that... yeah (gotta find a demigod to serve?)
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  • gotta find a demigod to serve?
Comment: hahaha oh man okay i guess it's time to find Percy Jackson
Description: hope he doesn't need anything KINKY or anything... i'd hate that... yeah
howdohaiku: why can't we just stay home and just not (i am so sick of forests and trees)
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  • i am so sick of forests and trees
Comment: getting lost in them, not being able to sleep with them, having to save them from crazy people
Description: why can't we just stay home and just not
howdohaiku: followed by whatever else i don't much care about that stuff (i think your priorities are skewed)
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  • i think your priorities are skewed
Comment: my needs come first
Description: followed by whatever else i don't much care about that stuff
howdohaiku: while i was crying i was DISTRESSED (okay but you didn't need to be rude)
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  • okay but you didn't need to be rude
Comment: and kick me seven times in the face
Description: while i was crying i was DISTRESSED
howdohaiku: even when i'm a dinky mortal boy (you know what i don't even care dad)
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  • you know what i don't even care dad
Comment: the SUN still loves me
Description: even when i'm a dinky mortal boy
howdohaiku: that will probably end up in my face getting hurt (don't need a prophecy to figure out)
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  • don't need a prophecy to figure out
Comment: that you're going to do something stupid
Description: that will probably end up in my face getting hurt
howdohaiku: before passing out (hey girl)
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  • hey girl
Comment: i say with a wink
Description: before passing out
howdohaiku: bonus: these glasses don't have any lenses in them i just look great (juicy gossip. ask me later.)
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  • juicy gossip. ask me later.
Comment: unless it involves me. in which case, do not ask me later.
Description: bonus: these glasses don't have any lenses in them i just look great
howdohaiku: you mean i have to work out and take care of my skin?! THAT'S the REAL garbage sir (first i land in garbage)
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  • first i land in garbage
Comment: and then i discover i'm fat and have acne
Description: you mean i have to work out and take care of my skin?! THAT'S the REAL garbage sir